The Feens talk about how square Regulation of Obscenity, Indecency and Profanity is when the State murders people every day. The also marinate on Sony’s big failure with copy protection, and isn’t this something that technology and boycotts could deal with better than laws?, Google ordered to use gub’mint guns to make people do something I do anyway, why cussing matters, how square people get in the way whether they’re old or not, small town newspapers (and other dinosaurs), the majesty of 70s funk, and why Ben Stone is the coolest guy in liberty.

Michael W. Dean talks with writer/activist/artist/all-around good guy Davi Barker. Michael offers to get drunk with Davi, Davi says no. So they talk about vampires, zombies and the vampire/zombies that are statists. They discuss noise rock, punk rock, Davi’s book Voluntary Islam and Other Essays, Davi’s many projects, kitty cats, Angel in Heavy Syrup, the Nazi origins of the US Pledge of Allegiance, How to keep cats off your electronic gear for 8 dollars, and how Ben Stone came up with the important liberty concept of The State being different from The Government, and why we should spread that.

The Freedom Feens ideas of what art is, how art works, what it means to be an artist, and how this relates to individual liberty through anarchism. There’s not a lot about the government in this episode, but that’s possibly a good thing. OK, there is a bit about the government, but not in the first part. Topics include: What is art?, what does it mean to be an artist?, how is the State the opposite of art, the Knobtron-9,000, PUNKS NOT DEAD, and Pirate releases of films and software actually have high set standards.

Neema Vedadi can’t get work-release privileges from the Fema Camp again, so Ben Stone from the Bad Quaker podcast fills in as Michael Dean’s co-host for the day. They talk about pretty much everything BUT the government! Topics include libertarianism and marriage, the hero’s journey, sociopaths and government and movies and TV, travelin” through Dixie, liberty and charity, what we don’t like about Ayn Rand, The Natural Children’s Song, Right Arm of Wyoming, silver, “Warriors, come out and plaaaaay!” the squirrel report, the squirrel sex report, DIY movie making tips, Bowfinger, how to be a writer, how to get on RADIOOOOO!, and reaching the world from your bedroom.

Cool ‘bama Feens BitCoin meme by Richard.

Ben Stone the Bad Quaker returns from his hero’s journey of walking the earth, and brings new knowledge to share with society. Michael interviews him as soon as Ben wakes up from his first night home in many months.

The Freedom Feens talk about how not to cuss, why cussing is a big deal, Rand Paul, John Brennen, Will Dennis Rodman be remembered as the catalyst to WWIII?, Facebook charging a buck to talk to people, Feen-a-mint laxative gum, Quadra-FEEN-ia, Fox News Poll: Majority supports use of drones, Iran needs cats!, and the private charity “pet food stamps.“

I recently bought the amazing 300 dollar Presonus Studio Channel Tube-Pre Amp / Compressor / Parametric EQ unit. You can get it on Amazon, HERE.

The audio demonstration here was recorded with a Shure BETA 57A Microphone, with a foam windscreen, speaking at a medium-low volume right up on the mic (lips mostly touching the windscreen), with no processing added in post. The audio demo includes explanations of basic use for a good sound, as well as gain staging, and telephone effects.

Michael and Neema discuss the difference between capitalism (good) and corporatism / Mercantilism (bad.) They talk about how wonderful marriage is, the odd FedGoon site that is invite-only that apparently has something secret about our movie on it, they discuss NY Republican gun-grabbing IRA-supporting DHS-subcommittee leader Peter King, the provisional IRA, the Old IRA, Irish independence, St. Patrick’s Day, the movies The Wind That Shakes the Barley, and Bloody Sunday and In The Name of the Father, “Stranglehold” trivia: Ted Nugent, examples of Bolero’s in rock music, snopes.com debunking the idea that the FedGov is certainly buying 3000 armored tanks to kill you, alternative meanings of the phrase “free stater.”

Check out what Michael used on this episode (for the first time! New creamy gear!) 6-Minute Audio Examples and Review of Presonus Studio Channel Tube-Pre Amp / Compressor / Parametric EQ unit

Ben Stone, the podcaster known as The Bad Quaker, is a friend of mine. Aside from my wife, and Neema Vedadi, Ben is my best friend, which is despite the fact that I’ve never met him. We talk on the phone several times a week for hours at a time. And he even fills in for Neema on the Freedom Feens Live on the rare occasion that Neema can’t make it.

My first contact with Ben was writing him the following e-mail, about a year ago:

Hi Ben, this is Michael Dean of the Freedom Feens. I really dig your cast, and it’s great information. But the audio quality isn’t very good. I’m willing to do free consulting work with you to help you make it better. I do this because I care, and because your message is so important that it shouldn’t be muddled in sub-standard audio quality.

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Want small government? Molossia has a government, and Molossia is small!

Michael W. Dean, Chief Anarchy Officer of the Micronation of Nestlandia, greets and speaks with His Excellency Kevin Baugh of the Micronation of The Republic of Molossia.

Website of Molossia.

Wikipedia entry on Molossia.

 Chicago Tribune video: Tour the micronation of Molossia

Related Documentary: How To Start Your Own Country

Michael and Neema talk about RADIOOOOOOO, address Alex Jones saying “Obama is Satan”, talk about how Ted Nugent is 46% right, patent troll goes after podcasting, the new Feens Comrex has arrived!, Why Patent Trolls Worldwide Love Marshall, Texas, Ted Nelson’s prescient book Computer Lib, Agent Orange wasn’t the only defoliant used in Vietnam war there was a whole rainbow, State destroys 1600 lbs of deer meat donated to shelter, the evils of Diplomatic Immunity, and Neema starts his own state, “Vedadistan.”

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss radio syndication, Pastor Plans Toy Gun Buyback Program, Federal court says No Second Amendment guarantee for concealed carry, DHS Contractor “Apologizes” For Selling Shooting Targets of Children, fantasies of Wyoming as a place to be, the UN’s six-strike Internet-crippling plan and how it’s unenforceable, and poor little snitchy feels sad (Police spy sues for mental pain).

The other day during the Freedom Feens Agenda live show, I had to take a very important phone call related to RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Neema Vedadi killed some time until I got back by playing an ambient music track he created a few years ago. The response was overwhelming, and people keep asking us to release that track, so HERE IT IS.

Enjoy!

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss the wonderful book: Micronations: The Lonely Planet Guide to Home-Made Nations, micronations, molestations, tube pre-amp addiction, Creamy Radio Audio, home grounding problems and market solutions, why Wyoming electricians are better than California electricians, and the bill naming the jackalope as Wyoming’s official mythical critter.

Filmmaker, movie star and activist Derrick J. Freeman explains how you can become an overnight sensation like him with nothing more than years of hard work. He and Michael W. Dean also explain how to get a foot in the door in media, and how to be in demand by learning to work well with others.

Buy Derrick J’s Victimless Crime Spree on Amazon

Check out Peace News Now

The Feens tell you how not to be a fear monger and rumor spreader when it comes to tyranny media, they talk about audio gear, and have an amazing sound. They imitate a call from bad libertarian Paul Anderson, then actually take a call from bad libertarian Paul Anderson. Michael wonders if Paul Anderson is a sociopath, and Paul Anderson wonders if Stefan Molyneux is a sociopath. The Feens also review the punk rock movie Suburbia and the great documentary on YouTube called Broadcasting’s Forgotten Father, the Charles Herrold Story, which is about the first-ever talk radio host in 1911.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi try out their new improved sound to yack like Spicoli and Butthead about The War on the Limbic War, new drone chetto-eater medal to rank higher than Purple Heart, Michael selling his Art Tube USB pre-amp for 60 dollars, why saying “support the troops” helps gets your guns taken away, and Colorado colleges’ new “barf and pee if you get raped” program (a.k.a. by it’s more Orwellian name, “The RAD system of self-defense“)

Happy VD, feens! Feb 14th 2013, Feens talk about how Michael Dean INVENTED cyberbegging in 2002, and why you should DONATE to the Feens now.  They also discuss limbic system, MSM limbic warfare, the Media and the State, why media is edited to hypnotize you and why it sucks and the Feens are better, the Feens are coming to RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO!, will Michael and Neema run out of things to say?, the evils of Information Policy, how Carlos Montoya inspired Michael Dean to be all that he can be, syringe drivers, a rap musical group song from Neema, Ron Paul’s podcast, Dave Grohl’s old band Scream, and how “broadcast” was originally a farming term for spreading seeds.

“D.I.Y. or Die: How to Survive as an Independent Artist”, Directed by Michael W. Dean- DVD ISO torrent here.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi explain why they’re NOT DOWN WITH “UP WITH PEOPLE”, talk about United Nations-Haliburton mind control using pop music, don’t pretend to be the state to be my friend, STRATFOR (which Barron’s once referred to it as “The Shadow CIA”), and their clients, why pirate radio is called “pirate” radio, Ya Boy Pro Tools, radical moderates: “Up With People”‘s 1981 Superbowl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4mTTigqTSA, the insipid 1971 Coke commercial and song “I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing, the pro-war one-worlder group Moral Re-Armament later called Initiatives of Change, and how Frank Buchman (NOT Buchanan) helped inspire AA then went full-on evil.

Awesome Obama Goon poster by DaleToons.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi host The Freedom Feens on Radio Free ‘Merica on LRN and discuss Obama’s disarming of US Marines, and then talk with awesome activist Derrick J. about his “Victimless Crime Spree” DVD (buy here), liberty ascots, and the real deal on his pay beef with Adam Kokesh.

…And it won’t be our fault!

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi not only REPORT the tyranny of the day, they also offer solutions, and angles you may not have considered. Ready, Aim… Submit! – Why They Will Take Your Guns From Your Cold Dead Hands (and what CAN you do to be free?), expatriating, Lysander Spooner is rolling over in his grave, Government says all dogs in England must be fitted with microchips by 2016, YOU CAN’T SPELL “STATISTIC” WITHOUT “STATIST”, Matt Mead Wyoming Gov who ran on gun rights is a pussy cat on protecting gun rights, and WHY DOES THE GUN-VERMENT EVEN STILL ALLOW FREE SPEECH?

Neema V and Michael Dean talk about the hypocricy of statist Republicans trying to co-opt non-statist speak by libertarians, but not practicing what they preach. Rush needs to go to Statists Anonymous. And congress needs to go to Debtors Anonymous, Ron Paul’s voting accident, does Ron Paul hate the troops? (no), government’s Reciprocal Pilferage, a prediction: next Superbowl, the halftime show will be DHS throwing gun owners to lions, and the joys of Arabic radio.

Liberty rescue kitty photo by feen fan Mark Schisler. Covered by Creative Commons Attribution “Fuck You and Anyone Who Looks Like You! 3.0″ license.

Today Ben talks to Neema Vedadi of the Freedom Feens, about mainstream media, the mission of liberty, and the future.

DJ Silencer and MC Choreboy (Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi) lay down a one-minute pre-holiday tune for your dancing and dining pleasure. It’s the theme song for an imaginary Saturday morning cartoon show, “The Freedom Feens Ninja Hero Action Hour.”

LYRICS:

Go Go Freedom Feens!

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Saving the universe!
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Saving the world from the state.
Fighting the forces of hate.

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Kicking the hornet’s nest.
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Keeping the tasers away.
You should be free not a slave.

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Saving the universe!
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Drones and some pepper spray.
The FedGoons will torture you.
But you’ll hear the truth today
and we will not force you to.

Stoppin’ the cops on the block.
Freedom Feens on the clock.

Ain’t never gonna stop and the Glocks go Blau!

Written by Michael W. Dean, Debra Jean Dean and Neema Vedadi. Voiced by Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Produced and engineered by Michael W. Dean.

Dedicated to Frank Luntz.

From the Freedom Feens podcast.

Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

YouTube version of the same ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wpNRTJg1_Hw

Written by Neema Vedadi, Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean. Voices: Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Engineered by Michael W. Dean. Music: “I Own Me” by Neema V., “Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg.

Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

Get Complyacin T-shirts and merch here!

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Michael Dean and Neema Vedadi explain how gun control is legal insurrection by nanny goons, they talk about Brother Nathanael, the majesty of Michael’s Euro tour pix, Israel-friendly US gun grabbers, the nanny-org Stop Concealed Carry, the horror of firearms owners compared to Nazis, pocket pumas, Michael’s state-o COMREX Access CODEC COMPLAINT, SLC punk, not a good movie, video of Boston at Porcfest, and Utah sheriffs warn Obama of deadly war over guns.

Thanks to super-feen Dalton for the title suggestion.

159-Politrixters and Babylon

158-What’s Next, Worm-On-Squirrel Marriage?

157-The Flu Has a Higher Approval Rating Than Congress

156-Michael Got Dem Talkin’ Government Flu Blues

155-State Jobs Program: Dig fiscal cliff, fill it back in, rinse, repeat

154-Freedom Feens, bitches!

153-Make Love Not Law

152-A Very Feens Family Christmas

151-Statists: They Hate Us For Our Freedoms

Also check out Michael’s reading of “Letter to a young me.”

….but there is a solution: How to Do Encrypted, Off-The-Record Instant Messenger With Pidgin

Then the Feens read from their glossary, to put it on record for the ages.

“Michael W. Dean on Freedom Experiment Podcast.” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 42

“Mojo Nixon Talks About Hookers, Worms, Speed, and Anarchy” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 43

“Neema Vedadi on Ed and Ethan” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 44

“Christian Seger on The Butthole Surfers, Goat Cheese and the State”  Anarchy Gumbo Episode 45

A Gun for Everyone (except for government)

Lyrics:

Chorus:
A gun for everyone
A gun for everyone
Listen up son, we need a gun for everyone

A Glock for every jock
Mosin Nagant to rock the block
A firearm for every mom
An A-K for every gay
A gatt for every girl
A Sig for every kid
We need to arm the world
Except for government.

Verse 1:
I wish kids could learn it from Barney
To defend yourself you don’t need no Army
Cops, drones, signs or Barack Obamney
No
What makes us equal is our firearms. See,
A no gun zone is a psychopaths dream.
Turnin’ easy targets for his high capacity magazine
but don’t blame the thing.
Blame the f*ckin’ person
And the no defense dictums
turnin’ innocent children into victims.
F*ck that!

I say the problem is the system
The status quo. The statist etiquette.
Without the bullshit there’d be no massacre in Connecticut
The defenders slug instead would slip
Into the attacker
his evil dreams shattered
just like that
due to the fact
that anyone can have a gatt

A gun is power.
So why limit its dispersal
F*ck the ivory tower
the mindset needs reversal
Chorus

Verse 2:
Presidents pretend to cry when some kids die.
Fake tears. That’s the sh*t I don’t buy.
Why?
They some liar liars
They blow brown kids to bits
Hell fire fires

I keep a heater by my side when I ride
ain’t fixna be the victim of a homicide
I mean a semi not a hemi
A Christmas Carol.
Give a gun to Tiny Timmy.
Instead of gay apparel.

So this Christmas let’s be more like the Swiss miss
and realize our homes shouldn’t be left defenseless.
The good kids need at least the same weapons as the bad seeds
‘Cause the beasts always have teeth.
You know what?
We could have peace.
If we ignored the gang in D.C.
and treated every human equally
To pursue their dreams freely
and yes, defend them if need be
c’mon and sing the chorus with me!

Chorus

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Credits:

Neema Vedadi: Lyrics, rapping, videography, video editing, audio production.

Michael W. Dean: Motown BG vocals, Xmas idea, video notes, cat herding.

Ben Stone: Santa, sleigh bells.

Jessica Romanowski: videography, background vocals.

Brazen Bull Beats: Beat (without knowing what the song was going to be about)

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Links:

www.freedomfeens.com

www.badquaker.com

http://www.youtube.com/user/chriscauldermusic

"I Felt Like God Hurling Thunderbolts From Afar" Episode 149

"Ben Quaker Asks “Is Hillary Clinton Really a Robot?”" Episode 148

"The Feens: A Gift to the Future" Episode 147

"Where the Hippies Went Wrong" Episode 146

"State Speech is Hate Speech" Episode 145

"Many Libertarians Would Rather Complain Than Do Anything About It" Episode 144

"Why We Torrent, or How We Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Liberty Whores (Live on Freedom Feens Radio)" Episode 143

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pod Room! (LRN Feens Live Archive)" Episode 142

"Ignorance is No Excuse for the Law" Episode 141

Exclusive Bonus Track for the Torrent Club- "A Gun for Everyone (except the government)" by Neema V

New Feens-inspired buttons:

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724527/state-speech-is-hate-red

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724531/state-speech-is-hate-yellow

“Build all the roads” line by Dalton Adair, image by Hyperbole and a Half.

Michael W. Dean: Singing, Lyrics, Bass.
Jay Morgan Crawford: Guitar, singing
Douglas Arthur Hilsinger: Guitar, Vocals
Tony Fag: Drums, lyrics, yelling.

All songs written by Dean, Crawford, Hilsinger, Fag.

1. Painglorious
2. Die
3. Nineteen
4. Head in Hands
5 .No Color in Utah
6. Personal Jesus
7. Whore Love Song