That 5th Column song MWD mentioned (with Bomb drummer Tony Fag, before he learned to play), on that record “Not so quiet on the Western Front” is called “Don’t Conform.” It’s 90 seconds long:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht1lsx-XXo

It sounds like punk rock teenagers with Oppositional Defiant Disorder. lol.

Read Lysander Spooner’s “No Treason.”

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Read Lysander Spooner’s “No Treason.”

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Read Lysander Spooner’s “No Treason.”

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Thanks Crazy Rich for the Antarctica Feen-meme!

Check out MWD’s latest on Talkers magazine: Vintage Telefunken 12AX7 Tube Review

List of RADIO STATIONS that syndicate the Freedom Feens.

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Thanks Crazy Rich for the American Feen-gothic meme!

Check out MWD’s latest on Talkers magazine: Vintage Telefunken 12AX7 Tube Review

Also a review of the great Jeremy Scahill documentary Dirty Wars.

List of RADIO STATIONS that syndicate the Freedom Feens.

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Read Lysander Spooner’s “No Treason.”

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Thanks Crazy Rich for the Statists meme!

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We’re so small government we make Grover Norquist look like FDR!:

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Then Ben Stone the Bad Quaker comes on for the last half hour as Neema has to go back to GitMo after his work-release furlough.

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Guitar, bass and vocals: Michael W. Dean. Song and meme image are under a Creative Commons sharealike attribution license. Spread ‘em around.

Name the song MWD took the drum sample from and win a pack of Freedom Feens buttons. (US shipping only.)

Also wanted to share this new meme.

Worms.

One rupee film project.

Links:

Michael W. Dean’s book A User’s Manual for the Human Experience

Michael W. Dean was a handful at a very young age. He tested extremely high on aptitude tests, but was asked to leave his public school due to his very vocal hatred of authority figures. (Examples here, here, here, here and here.)

Free MP3 of Feens new Jingle to use as Ringtone.

Freedom Feens Buttons Sale – 10 for price of 5, through Halloween!

Freedom Feens Ring Tone

MWD’s new Talkers article, “EV mics rock talk radio.”

Freedom Feens Buttons Sale – 10 for price of 5, through Halloween!

Also, a story about MWD’s 1993 band, Drive-By Crucifixion:

Before the Interview, the Freedom Feens yack about Krokodil, the War on Drugs, the War on Guns, the War on Freedom, what drug cops could do for a living after the government collapses under its own weight, and proto-protest rocker, Pete Seeger.

They also go “Behind the Feens” and let you hear them pre-game for their upcoming interviews with Brendon Small of Dethklok, Hank III, the Russian band Louna.

Check out “Anarchy in Detroit” – Lousander Feen and Katie Testa on Reason TV

Stateless Sweets has yummy gifts for the holidays

The Feens also coin a new glossary term, Cantwellian: “An obsessive need to see your name in print, or hear it spoken, regardless of the context.”

Adam Kokesh opens his jail-cast this week with “Hello my fellow liberty lovers and Freedom Feens”: http://youtu.be/6SuEZq7WGSY

BitCoin Not Bums

And Lupe Fiasco says “Obama is a Baby Killer”

MWD’s new Talkers magazine article:

A Five-Dollar Ground Tester Can Save Your Life

“Government: If you refuse to pay unjust taxes, your property will be confiscated. If you attempt to defend your property, you will be arrested. If you resist arrest, you will be clubbed. If you defend yourself against clubbing, you will be shot dead. These procedures are known as the Rule of Law.”
– Edward Abbey

TWO-FOR ONE Feens Button Sale – THROUGH oct 31

“All laws and taxes are enforced by the threat of a gun: If you refuse to pay a tax, men will come to your house. If you send them away, they’ll return with men with guns. If you tell those men to go away, they’ll kick in your door, put a gun to your head, and take you away to a cage or kill you.”

The Feens also take a trip down OG libertarian memory lane and talk about Robert Lefavre,Leonard Read, “I, Pencil” (video here), Gary North, Harry Browne, and more.

The Feens explain their Grand Unified Theory of Libertarianism, the triad of
–THE NON-AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE
–THE AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE
–NAP 2.0

Then the Feens finish their deep liberty lesson and go full-on Beavis and Butthead talking about people who try to “cure” people of masturbation.

Here is the link to the video with Karl Hess and Robert Anton Wilson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEdRde6jew0

Enjoy this PDF of a short essay by Karl Hess.

“The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.”
― Buckminster Fuller

New Feens affiliate: KLSR Lakeshore Community Radio 1650 AM. Rowlett, TX. Saturdays 10 PM-Midnight. Part 15. 100 mW ). Coverage map. Listen link.

Plus, why liberty needs more professional-grade amateurs who aren’t worried about trying to quit their day job. They also talk about Sgt. Dan Banning, Sgt. Brad Manning, wonder “Is NSA leak a false-flag? What would be their advantage – maybe changing the new normal?”, Mission creep and then coin a phrase, “JUSTICE CREEP.”

(And yes, we know that a mammoth is not a dinosaur. Find us a better picture, and we’ll use it. Especially if you can find us a picture of a dinosaur that reminds us of the GOP elephant.)

Also, libertarian reviews of Breaking Bad & Hell on Wheels, the annoyance of spam snail mail that tries to scare you with government guns, the state of TV media content delivery in general, and where media delivery is headed.

Truecrypt  IS open source.

NOTE: THE FIRST 13 MINUTES OF THIS SOUND LESS THAN FEEN-PERFECT. Michael uncharacteristically forgot to hit “record” at the top, so had to make an MP3 of an MP3 of someone else’s recording of it. Do’h! It sounds good after the first ad break though.

Update 8/8/13: MWD’s Jerry Maguire-esque opus manifesto about the state of talk radio (mentioned at the end of this episode) is out now on Talkers magazine, HERE.

From Concord, New Hampshire Bearcat government-theft money application:

Read the whole PDF: The Concord NH Police Department has made false and misleading statements in a grant application for $258,024 in federal funds from the Department of Homeland Security (“DHS”) to receive a Lenco Bearcat armored vehicle, hereinafter the “Tank.”…..

Then the Feens drop mad science about how government regulation drives honest people into the black market because governments make it seem preferable to chance a bullet in the head from a rival dealer than a guaranteed bullet in the head if you fully resist government regulations.

Grab the printable Freedom Feens show clock (with Sharpie additions by MWD!) so you can play the Freedom Feens Home Version on the weekends using the Feens-endorsed Atomic Radio wall clock! or even with the small bathroom version.

The kick-ass printer DJ and I got for Neema and Jessica

Stephan Kinsella is a rock star-level libertarian….he’s an American intellectual property lawyer and libertarian legal theorist. His legal works are published by Oxford University Press and Thomson Reuters. His work on libertarian and anarcho-capitalist theory is primarily published on his blog and by publications and websites associated with the Ludwig von Mises Institute.

The Feens also talk about how stuff governments do would be ignored in the Free Market (like gun “buybacks”), the very cool Pink Pistols, the wonderful show “Orange is the New Black” and how Netflix will replace mainstream TV and Hollywood (which is also a dinosaur thrashing in the tar pits while going extinct).

Turn your cash into liberty!

Fundraiser site for Adam’s legal defense.

Check out Lou’s Free Detroit page.

Great pro-piggie video piece about Baker’s Green Acres.

This radio archive show episode is less an interview with Larken and more him being dubbed an honorary Feen for a day. This is a round table with Larken Rose, Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi telling you how the world works, how to find your place in it, and where we’re headed. You’ll laugh too hard to worry about tyranny, which is the Feen way and the Larken way.

Worms.

p.s. this is the Feens new experiment in low-bandwidth delivery. Let us know how it sounds, and if it performs better on your chromed robot turd. Please give us detailed info, like what device you’re using, what kind of wireless, etc. And if anyone’s on dial-up, tell us if this works for you. Thanks!

Then we go to Michigan for the live event at Baker’s Green Acres, and talk to farmer Mark Baker who is being threatened by the government with having his peaceful pigs taken away at the behest of big agra-business. Then Lousander G. Feen, the man on the scene, also gives us a great man-on-the-farm report about the party going on today at Baker’s Green Acres.

BEN SWANN  did nearly 17 YEARS of mainstream TV news before getting the heck out. Ben is an award-winning television reporter who has worked in New Mexico, Texas and Ohio. He won an Edward R. Murrow Award in 2004 and a Lone Star Emmy in 2005 While at Fox19 in Cincinnati, Ohio, he produced a fact-checking series entitled Reality Check, which gave him national coverage for his reporting about controversial issues. He may have been telling a bit too MUCH truth for mainstream media, because, despite his high TV ratings and popularity nationwide on YouTube re-postings of his news packages, Swann left Fox19 in May 2013. He’s since started a kickstarter campaign called “Truth in Media Project” to continue production of his show Full Disclosure through a Chicago production team.

NEEMA VEDADI a.k.a. NeemaV is a former television journalist. He won the Wyoming Association of Broadcasters award for Best News Piece in 2010. After working at a larger market in Washington State, he quit television news because he was disappointed with the limitations of the format. Neema does hip-hop music as NeemaV. He lives with his wife in Austin, Texas. Neema was a mouthpiece for the State doing TV news for 3 years before he left kicking and screaming to go do liberty media on the Feens.

The Feens talk about Ben Swann, Michael reverses his ideas on Kickstarter, and the Feens explain assurance contracts and the provision point mechanism.

Then the Feens expand on David Codrea‘s idea that “Freedom is a technology” with the concept that “Techno-tyranny and hyper-militarization is a Cargo Cult reaction to the advanced technology of liberty (and advanced liberty technology) becoming pervasive.”

The Feens also re-brand drug- and gun-sniffing dogs as “liberty sniffing dogs.”

Michael’s sexy Vixia bunker pix here.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi go beyond the Non-Aggression Principle. The Non-Aggression Principle IS important, and you should always abide by it, but only abiding by it isn’t all. There’s more. The Feens also discuss how Michael has become a “centrist of liberty” (yuck!), Ben Stone at Porcfest, why you should NOT “shoot now, ask questions later”, thoughts on the guy who broke into Ian Freeman’s home/studio, mad squirrel science, the Statist who would not quit, kitties, how Tim Leary’s estate tweeted the Feens show about Leary, the END OF THE ANARCHY GUMBO, Edward R. Morrow pinup photos, why even people who hate the “great man” fallacy can be seduced by it, and the fact that The US Constitution is written on sheep.

“Statism is the idea that doing bad can produce good” 
–Ben Stone, the Bad Quaker

On this the Final Anarchy Gumbo episode, Michael W. Dean explains the value of, and then plays some, promos and liners for Freedom Feens radio station affiliates. This is something you do for free for stations, and you should do it well and promptly.

The Gumbo will still very occasionally have new episodes, but no longer weekly, as MWD is too busy working on his lifelong dream of RADIOOOOOOOOOO!

June 6th, 2013:

Hey, I am pod fading Anarchy Gumbo….I have gotten busier now that the Freedom Feens got on radio, and have a few other things that came up, so I really don’t have time to do a weekly Gumbo anymore.

I still may occasionally do an interview on the Gumbo, every few months or so, but I can’t do it weekly and have it be good, so I’d rather not try and half-ass it.

Thanks man!

Michael W. Dean

The Feens get all free-form and wonderful in this non-radio mid-week episode. They discuss “What would Lois Lane do?”, they bitch at someone who is doing liberty books wrong, they talk about “The Radio WHOOSH is Dead (Or at Least It Should Be)”, what it means now that The Supreme Court basically decides you can’t take the Fifth unless you explain in detailed legalese why talking would be incriminating yourself, Glenn Greenwald wonders where the hell the pro-privacy left went now that Bush is out, then a few jokes and just general fun from the Feens.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi say I TOLD YA SO! about everything going on this weekin security news. Duh, The Feens have been saying it for two years, and Michael predicted this in 1996….The hippies knew it in the 60s and the JBS knew it in the 50s! Obama wants to be your federal father, why to get off Facebook, NSA is square, and why the government may want to kill you. Why Stossel isn’t a good libertarian, why Sean Hannity is a right-wing fake, and Pat Robertson is at least a consistent Conservative. And the insanity of cop agencies bragging “we raid a house a day.” Think if some non-public gang did that…bragged on YouTube, “We be running up into houses, doing a home invasion and kidnapping every DAY in this B.”

The Freedom Feens talk on live radio (while it’s still legal) about why Republicans are as wrong as Democrats, why Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck are wrong and should retire and make room for the Feens, why musicians should just shut up and play, gen x slackers, how the function of the old-school media is now simply to point people to the Internet, why all the government stuff going on doesn’t represent “an out of control administration” but rather “business as usual” for any politician, and why government (and the statists who love them and enable them) think they are “the only ones” smart enough to _______.”

The Freedom Feens do a remote Skype Q&A after a showing of Guns and Weed: the Road to Freedom at the Pennsylvania Libertarian Party convention. Larken Rose andJim Bovard are in attendance, which is hella cool. This is the audio of the video chat.

^Michael W. Dean of the Freedom Feens. But in this episode, Michael Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss “Who is David Stump?” as well as answering questions about cats, fun, nature, The NSA’s wiretapping (and how the Feens have been saying that for years),Germans accuse U.S. of Stasi tactics before Obama visit, Pussy Riot A Punk Prayer – you couldn’t script a better activist story, Whitest Kids U’ Know NSA Public Service Announcement, the patriarchy and matriarchy, Russian Orthodox Church folks are so Gothic, Mindtunes with the Techno Skwisgar, and the difference between geeks and wonks.

SONGS OF FREEDOM HIP HOP

SONGS OF FREEDOM rock

MAIN SONGS OF FREEDOM SITE

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about all the bad stuff Obama did this week. They they explain why a Texas public school didn’t want Ron Paul to speak to the kids (even though he was the Congressman for that district!), “If you can’t feed ‘em, don’t bread ‘em” and Michael’s new take on that, “If you can’t teach ‘em, don’t bread ‘em”, where the heck are the anti-war left and pro-privacy left????, Glenn Greenwald is “one of the good ones”, why most people who say they’re conservative really aren’t, Washington State’s drug dogs re-trained to ignore pot and focus on hard drugs, and why statism and patriotism and “my country right or wrong” leads your nation to become North Korea, and what you can do to prevent that.

Check out the Ron Paul homeschool curriculum, then use the Feens for grad school.

Neema Vedadi and Michael W. Dean bloviate on radio about NY Senate passes bill making ‘annoying’ police a crime, and LAPD launches realistic counter-terrorism drill, Glenn Beck gets First Amendment award from Talkers Magazine and in acceptance speech apologizes for being too feisty of a talker, Emergency Alert for Cell Phones PSA Violates FCC Regulations, statism as catechism, why Michael’s “higher power of my own chosing” being the aliens who will bring us to lib par is silly and an example of “the great man” fallacy, and why the Market will fire people who try to centrally plan anything.

Get Mumble 1.2.4 here.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi take a break from their usual “bitching about the government” and interview each other. We hear the “Reader’s Digest condensed books” version of both their life stories. These are true tales of real people hitting heart-wrenching depths of despair, then journeys out of despair to heights of heartwarming redemption…..Including a baby on the way from Neema and Jessica to take the Feens Dynasty into the 22nd Century. Whee!

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi bloviate about liberals, conservatives, Eric Holder, George Bush, Lawgivers, kittens, war, Scott Horton, Adam Kokesh, a stupid liberal’s articlestating that Rush Limbaugh isn’t being “fair” because he gives his show to stations instead of selling it – which the stupid liberal says gives “an unfair advantage to the right wing”, gun grabbers, the Constitution, SCRUPULOUS HONESTY, cool guy Bill Buppert, and how can Glenn Beck love states’ rights and also love Abe Lincoln to tears?

By popular demand, here is the one-minute MP3 of the glam rock Kittyfeet dot com Theme Song recorded in San Francisco in The Year 2000.

Words, Music, Singing, Bass guitar: Michael W. Dean

Guitar, Drums and engineering: Cliff Truesdell.

DJ Bingleshimidt and MC Raymond Noodles talk about how 3D printing is better than tyranny AND it can build the roads (and eliminate the need for roads!), ren faire open carry of weapons. “checking” weapons at anime convention, “good enough for gub’mint work” pizza box idiot stories, Ren Faire as LibPar, Arrested Development and showstealer pro trial version, Wedgie Throatcutter from Katana Mississippi, why does anyone call bill maher a libertarian,

The Feens spend the first half of Memorial day weekend (which is also Michael’s birthday!) wondering out loud on radio why so many people who call themselves patriots and good Americans, but hate Obama, love to agree with Obama on the worst of the worst of his policies, and how loving those bad polities will eventually lead to them being used on those same patriots and good Americans. The Feens also discuss the difference between sound conditioning and sound proofing, Adam Kokesh doing the POW thing in an illegal and immoral court where he was arrested for nothing, ladies with Glocks, moral self-defense, property rights as the only real law, and libertarian re-education camp.

The Feens chew on some worm thoughts and cysts and talk about why you should read more than the headline, statist billboards, State Electricians, as contrasted with non-state engineers making printable guns better than the first ones, and 3D printed food made from bugs, and of course, Biafra.

Here, Bad Quaker Ben Stone does a great audio lesson picking apart Michael Dean’s radio interview with a statist. It’s really good for learning to recognize logical fallacies. Worms.

Political activist Adam Kokesh got arrested, and no one can seem to find him. Should you believe there is a conspiracy behind this, or is the simplest explanation the best here? And in a larger sense, are most scary things planned by secret cabals, or do those corrupt entities in power just not like to let a crisis go to waste?

Also, can fried chicken bring peace to the Middle East?

Freedom Feens – Glow worms in the darkness of tyranny i.e. Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi, talk on live RADIOOOOOOO about being anti-war and pro-gun, “who would Jesus bomb?”, using the “report this” Facebook button for gub officials, New York State offers LITERALLY 30 pieces of silver to turn in your neighbor, Soviet mental hospitals coming to America, who Obama is like the roommate who steals your weed and then helps you look for it, alternative currencies, how smuggling IS the free market, a call from a greenbacker, T2, Miles Dyson, the problem with most futurists, why smart scientists can be really dumb, how statism is square, and why the Zeitgeist movement is wrong.

The Freedom Feens stick out their tongues at anything even resembling authority. They talk about Michael’s verbal duel with a progressive, Robin Hooding in Keene, the future of printable guns, radio, free speech, cats, and the connection between liberty and  bow-ties.

Libertarian Michael W. Dean of the Freedom Feens talk radio show does an interview on the drive-time Morning Show with Hal Ginsberg on 10,000-watt AM progressive talk station KRXA in Santa Cruz/Monterey California. Topics include gun control, unions, taxing the rich, and just generally being “a little more progressive.”

Coverage area map of the station.

The Feens ethically push the bounds of Free Speech. on RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO! Topics include: the problem with banning, why T2 is the best movie ever, why statists are square, and Adam Kokesh’s armed rally coming up in DC – and why the Feens won’t be there.

The Feens episode 210 is their first syndicated on RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO! It goes well. During the show, all around America the old talk show hosts get on the phone with each other in a big conference call about whether to retire, or to have the Feens droned. WORMS!

Guests include Ben Stone the Bad Quaker, and Cody Wilson – the printable gun guy.

The Feens exercise their First- and Second-Amendment rights and yack about radio, guns, Adam Kokesh, kitty cats, rock and roll, 3D printed guns, and Bernie in Sussex’s cool photography site.

The Feens give a stellar send-off to the farm team of LRN before embarking up to the majors of radio syndication on GCN. (Of course, you can still listen on LRN on Sundays AND Saturdays now, at noon-2 PM Central time every weekend!, as well on selected radio stations around the country.) The Feens talk about Stasi-style systems set up to turn in your neighbors for thought crime, Cody Wilson’s fully printable gun, kid arrested for rap lyrics on Facebook, I GOTS ME SOME “FIX MY FACE” MONEY, BITCHES!, the great movie Fail Safe, MWD’s nightmare that George Soros bought Northern California, distressed-guitar posers, and how Rory Gallagher of Ghost Blues he’s on a stamp in Ireland, he sucks on guitar.

MikeMakesRight and Michael W. Dean talk about the failure of central planning, why hippies from Bolinas California shouldn’t vote, the varied human journey to liberty, and what would happen if George Soros bought Northern California.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about the disconnect of how armed-and-violent police consider armed-and-peaceful citizens to automatically be “armed and violent.” The Feens discuss Neema’s day in traffic court (the first in a new series), a great review of the Feens, a statist’s bad review of the Feens, the Feens countdown to radio, the Feens on Talkers.com – “The Bible of Talk Radio”, kitties, the fame-for-being-famous Angelyne, pay toilets in LibPar, and “The Sorry State of Radio Station Websites”, article on GCN by Michael W. Dean.

The Feens talk about Neanderthals and language and the start of the State, why we’d be safer without police, how Jimmy Carter aided terrorists, the very cool BBC comedy calledSaxondale, the mockcumentary from Belgium called Man Bites Dog, and how in nanny states where you can’t have a gun – not only they want you to die – they want you to be totally dependent on the state to have a change to live.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about how old punkers never die, they just turn into your dad. The Feens wonder why all the rebels who taught Michael to distrust the government are now shills for the State….People like Jello Biafra (above, shirtless), Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michael Graves of the Misfits, and more. Sheesh. Put a shirt on and read some Mises! Then they talk about G. Gordon Liddy, Dick Nixon, the FBI, the CIA, Bill O’Reilly, Lupe Fiasco, Doug Stanhope, Tim Leary, LSD, LDS, Colon, Nebraska, and the anti-Feens hater page.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about how New World Vultures is a great analogy for the State, how kink and BDSM are NOT good analogies for the State, how to deal with know-it-all anarchists who are right about the State but very WRONG about other things and STILL think they’re right, and even more BOX-FRESH PODBEEF!

(We fixed the issues with this, will download to 100%. Please delete old one and download this and seed it instead. Thanks and sorry about that, it wasn’t our fault, it happens once in a while, computers are an interesting mix of science and voodoo. This one works.)

Help keep Ben Stone’s Bad Quaker shows drone proof! Bad Quaker top 50 episodes, featuring Ben Stone

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This is the top 50 episodes, fan-sourced on Ben’s forum by listeners.

If you don’t know how to use BitTorrent, here’s info.

Put together by Freedom Feens, torrenting by Sean DuVally, Freedom Feens torrent master.

The Freedom Feens talk about how TV hypnotizes your limbic system 24/7 and scares you into compliance. They also cover the Hitchcock film North by Northwest, US FedGoons violating laws in Boston, property rights are just an easement, people who thought Chechnya is Czechoslovakia, and the evils of collectivism.

BEN STONE BAD QUAKER BITTORRENT ARCHIVE IS UP – link

The Feens discuss radio, the occupying army in Boston, will the gub’mint say that the alleged bombers used BitCoin?, Michael Collins, and the hypocrisy of all voters.

The Feens have an uncontrollable urge for freedom, and so does the deer in this photo (taken by DJ):

Michael W. Dean chats with alternative educator James Davis about how to raise kids up right and how to spread that to the world.

James runs a camp for kids that is based on the non-aggression principle.

Check out he and his wife’s blog, libertychildren.com for more.

The Freedom Feens celebrate their 200th episode by ignoring that it’s tax day (after paying their taxes) and yack about hypocrite Senator Joe Manchin and how his mental health bullcrap is going to take away your guns and put lots of people (not just gun owners) on the “can’t take care of themselves” mental crazy list, and how our Guns and Weed movie swayed a 2A guy.

Links:

Joe Manchin:
http://www.wvnstv.com/story/21948197/if-you-own-guns-does-wv-senator-joe-manchin-have-your-back

Joe Manchin “shooting Cap and Trade” video, Oct 9, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIJORBRpOPM

…which was stolen from Gerald Gay shooting Socialism, July 15, 2010 (“yes sir…..”):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an9tZGa850s

….inspired by movie, Used Cars with Kurt Russell, 1980 (“yes sir…..”):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ

And just for kicks, Gerald speaking Arabic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvZ558zJrY

Cougar Bait T-shirt cheesecake photos of Michael with his kitties:

Neema returns from the stateless statism of a Caribbean cruise, and describes Mexico as a possible LibPar. Then the Feens talk about comedy and death, Bill Burr’s wonderful observations about the mute button that is the State, the Wyoming Vapor Company as an example of the (free) market, antelope and sagebrush, The World According To Dick Cheney, how 4/5 of the progressive talk stations from five years ago are now Tejano or sports, and Making a Franken-Beta Mic for Talk Radio.

Mt. Feensmore image by Crazy Rich, I think…..

Michael W. Dean and Ben Stone of the Bad Quaker Podcast (filling in for Neema Vedadi) talk about why people want to punish people who did nothing to them (or to anyone), Banker’s Heart, Joe Manchin is the biggest hypocrite in politics (and that’s saying a LOT!), why the State will fail like the music industry failed, Michael’s path to liberty, and how recovering statists can help statists.

“Beware of Those In Whom The Urge To Punish Is Strong” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

Michael W. Dean interviews his long-time in-person friend MikeMakesRight. Mike and Michael used to be neighbors, used to play in a band, and were important to each other in their development as non-statists and as all-around groovy human beings. Mike talks about libertarian weight lifting, why being religious about the Paleo Diet is silly, why all the libertarian and AnCap pundits aren’t in shape and should get in shape, recover from drugs and statism, the different between bow-tie academic libertarianism and krokodil-and-tranny-hooker street libertarianism, blood vengeance and dancing on the head of a pin, the Is–ought problem, why there may be no such thing as “rights”, Paul Bonneau, how the roads would work without a government, why people keep being statist; robot cars and how technology could save liberty if Richard Stallman would just get out of the way; and the care and feeding of, and the walking of, your cat.

Neema’s on a boat, so Ben Stone from the Bad Quaker podcast fills in quite aptly. They talk about how roads would get built without the government, and discuss Feens mics on eBay, impending new Ben audio gear. Ben tells what it’s like to get shot (he’s been shot twice), why the 10 most expensive cities in America are the 10 places where it’s the most illegal to carry a gun, and finally, the four rules of  gun safety (and how the NRA gets it wrong).

Thanks Crazy Rich for the Feens Meme!

Michael and Neema have a laid-back yet feisty discussion of the libertarian (and statist) ramifications of Breaking Bad, SVU, Eric Holder, Alvin Toffler, Hot Topic, cats, Bauhaus architecture, atonal music, pornographic photography, and Lew Rockwell. They talk about how The Freedom Feens are going to be the Henry Ford of liberty, and how the government wants to shame you into not liking guns, as if that will work. Then the Feens simulate what sheeple think it sounds like inside our brains by doing a “jazz on jazz” mix of Alex Jones and the Feens at the same time. Whee!

Michael and Neema celebrate TWO YEARS OF POD CAT, and getting on radio soon (Really! We mean it! It’s gonna happen!) by yacking long and deep about the problem with “small-government Republicans”, the problem with gun owners who brag “all my guns are legal and registered!”, the problem of pod beefs, the problem with almost all media except the Feens, the problem with Wyoming gun laws, the problem of schools becoming prisons, and some peaceful solutions to all of the above.

Neema is kidnapped by the Easter Bunny so DJ fills in. She and Michael listen to callers have some podbeef – Michael and DJ and many listeners are still not sure what it was even about….Though Michael is so mellow he can’t get angry at anything, for once. Then they take a call from Ben Stone about anarchist law (how law would work in the absence of the State), and the difference between the State and the Government. Lou calls in to talk about what a nice day it is. Other fun topics include the films Kumaré and Side By Side; and also worms, fish and hawgs.

The Freedom Feens more or less skip talking about the “drunkalogue” of minute-by-minute tyranny updates and get to the real root of the problem: stupidity, even in people who are “smart”, “educated”, and experts in things that are wrong. This plays off Ben Stone’s Bad Quaker idea that statists need a 12-step program, Bill Buppert and Michael Dean’s take on the same, Political Ponerology, and more, forgeing into a single unified theory of how to fix all the ills in the world. Also covered are idiots who believe in taxing e-mail to save the post office, old people who can’t deal with spam in a logical manner, the problem with futuruists, audio tips, Opus codec in the new Mumble version, and more.

“Texas wants you raped if you want to protect yourself from muggers” poster:

The Freedom Feens say NOTHING about the government for an hour, and it’s fun. They talk about malapropisms, intersex (warning: very confusing anatomic photos), third sex, Albanian Sworn Virgins, (photos here), El Siete Mares, 7 seas fish tacos in Los Angeles, Southland, differences in urban decay between Houston, Los Angeles and Detroit; Officer Dogberry, Shakespeare, and what really happened with Phil Spector.

Michael Dean and Neema Vedadi talk about People Who Are Experts In Things That Are Wrong, Southland and other cop shows, “small government Republicans” who want to rob you via the government, Hanlon’s razor, How can a Pulitzer Prize winning writer make so many mistakes?, “If bad sound were fatal, audio would be the leading cause of death”, Nanny bots, and ZeroGov - same as “no-government men” or “anarchist” or “voluntaryist” but better….ZeroGov just nails it. It could be a noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

DONE LIVE OVER THE INTERNETS TO LRN WITH THE COMREX BRIC-LINK. YAY!

Dean’s Law of Building Dynamics: The amount of freedom in a region is inversely proportionate to the height of the tallest building in that region.

The Feens discuss puppies and liberty, ZeroGov and why it is the only solution, Obama the Patent Troll, Dead Kennedys rock, 3000 Felonies a Day, in soviet ‘Murica toilet pees on you, Don’t Register Your Bidet, socialists who love to engage in capitalism, and why Americans are square compared to the French, and where and why to get a bidet.

Cute puppy Freedom Feens photo of Sophie, the Anarcho-Canine by Mark Schisler.

Michael W. Dean chats with Bill Buppert, founder of ZeroGov.com and author of ZeroGov: Limited Government, Unicorns and Other Mythological Creatures. He talks from halfway around the world about, collectivists, where is the anti-war left?, everyday anarchy, recovering from statism, repealing the Second Amendment, abolitionism, reducing the need for rulers, how all rulers are sociopaths, “experts in things that are wrong” moral cowardice, the freed market, Vermin Supreme, Cypriot banks, Linux and socialism, underground economies, BitCoin, Zomia, 9/11, “spreading democracy”, drones, and some hope for the future.

THIS IS THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF GREAT AUDIO on the Freedom Feens! Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss “I Wonder What The State Will Do To Us Today?”, the State’s incessant onward and increasingly automated march of tyranny, The Crab-Industrial Complex, how to delete your BitCoin wallet, Colo. sheriff refuses to enforce gun-control bills, FedGov going after BitCoin which means BitCoin is working – and other BEDEVILMENTS, Gold Bond medicated powder, Gain staging, our murderous audio quality on Sunday was episode 187  and yo this be ya boy Avid’s fault because their M-Audio tech support is not good, Feens Quality control and product recall, the tallest building in Wyoming is a 12-stories, Rear Window is the perfect hermit movie, regicide, a fear that Colorado gun bans could spread to Wyoming like the Pine Beetle infestation, the square snitchies at BSA’s “Report Software Piracy Now!“, how now The Library of Congress asking radio stations to register their microphones (and the Feens predicted this two months ago), Cyprus deposit tax, MSNBC talking in a tone of voice that’s how people talk to small children, Anarchist Sesame Street, and a new Feen phrase: THE PURE MARKET.

The Feens talk about how square Regulation of Obscenity, Indecency and Profanity is when the State murders people every day. The also marinate on Sony’s big failure with copy protection, and isn’t this something that technology and boycotts could deal with better than laws?, Google ordered to use gub’mint guns to make people do something I do anyway, why cussing matters, how square people get in the way whether they’re old or not, small town newspapers (and other dinosaurs), the majesty of 70s funk, and why Ben Stone is the coolest guy in liberty.

Michael W. Dean talks with writer/activist/artist/all-around good guy Davi Barker. Michael offers to get drunk with Davi, Davi says no. So they talk about vampires, zombies and the vampire/zombies that are statists. They discuss noise rock, punk rock, Davi’s book Voluntary Islam and Other Essays, Davi’s many projects, kitty cats, Angel in Heavy Syrup, the Nazi origins of the US Pledge of Allegiance, How to keep cats off your electronic gear for 8 dollars, and how Ben Stone came up with the important liberty concept of The State being different from The Government, and why we should spread that.

The Freedom Feens ideas of what art is, how art works, what it means to be an artist, and how this relates to individual liberty through anarchism. There’s not a lot about the government in this episode, but that’s possibly a good thing. OK, there is a bit about the government, but not in the first part. Topics include: What is art?, what does it mean to be an artist?, how is the State the opposite of art, the Knobtron-9,000, PUNKS NOT DEAD, and Pirate releases of films and software actually have high set standards.

Neema Vedadi can’t get work-release privileges from the Fema Camp again, so Ben Stone from the Bad Quaker podcast fills in as Michael Dean’s co-host for the day. They talk about pretty much everything BUT the government! Topics include libertarianism and marriage, the hero’s journey, sociopaths and government and movies and TV, travelin” through Dixie, liberty and charity, what we don’t like about Ayn Rand, The Natural Children’s Song, Right Arm of Wyoming, silver, “Warriors, come out and plaaaaay!” the squirrel report, the squirrel sex report, DIY movie making tips, Bowfinger, how to be a writer, how to get on RADIOOOOO!, and reaching the world from your bedroom.

Cool ‘bama Feens BitCoin meme by Richard.

Ben Stone the Bad Quaker returns from his hero’s journey of walking the earth, and brings new knowledge to share with society. Michael interviews him as soon as Ben wakes up from his first night home in many months.

The Freedom Feens talk about how not to cuss, why cussing is a big deal, Rand Paul, John Brennen, Will Dennis Rodman be remembered as the catalyst to WWIII?, Facebook charging a buck to talk to people, Feen-a-mint laxative gum, Quadra-FEEN-ia, Fox News Poll: Majority supports use of drones, Iran needs cats!, and the private charity “pet food stamps.“

I recently bought the amazing 300 dollar Presonus Studio Channel Tube-Pre Amp / Compressor / Parametric EQ unit. You can get it on Amazon, HERE.

The audio demonstration here was recorded with a Shure BETA 57A Microphone, with a foam windscreen, speaking at a medium-low volume right up on the mic (lips mostly touching the windscreen), with no processing added in post. The audio demo includes explanations of basic use for a good sound, as well as gain staging, and telephone effects.

Michael and Neema discuss the difference between capitalism (good) and corporatism / Mercantilism (bad.) They talk about how wonderful marriage is, the odd FedGoon site that is invite-only that apparently has something secret about our movie on it, they discuss NY Republican gun-grabbing IRA-supporting DHS-subcommittee leader Peter King, the provisional IRA, the Old IRA, Irish independence, St. Patrick’s Day, the movies The Wind That Shakes the Barley, and Bloody Sunday and In The Name of the Father, “Stranglehold” trivia: Ted Nugent, examples of Bolero’s in rock music, snopes.com debunking the idea that the FedGov is certainly buying 3000 armored tanks to kill you, alternative meanings of the phrase “free stater.”

Check out what Michael used on this episode (for the first time! New creamy gear!) 6-Minute Audio Examples and Review of Presonus Studio Channel Tube-Pre Amp / Compressor / Parametric EQ unit

Ben Stone, the podcaster known as The Bad Quaker, is a friend of mine. Aside from my wife, and Neema Vedadi, Ben is my best friend, which is despite the fact that I’ve never met him. We talk on the phone several times a week for hours at a time. And he even fills in for Neema on the Freedom Feens Live on the rare occasion that Neema can’t make it.

My first contact with Ben was writing him the following e-mail, about a year ago:

Hi Ben, this is Michael Dean of the Freedom Feens. I really dig your cast, and it’s great information. But the audio quality isn’t very good. I’m willing to do free consulting work with you to help you make it better. I do this because I care, and because your message is so important that it shouldn’t be muddled in sub-standard audio quality.

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Want small government? Molossia has a government, and Molossia is small!

Michael W. Dean, Chief Anarchy Officer of the Micronation of Nestlandia, greets and speaks with His Excellency Kevin Baugh of the Micronation of The Republic of Molossia.

Website of Molossia.

Wikipedia entry on Molossia.

 Chicago Tribune video: Tour the micronation of Molossia

Related Documentary: How To Start Your Own Country

Michael and Neema talk about RADIOOOOOOO, address Alex Jones saying “Obama is Satan”, talk about how Ted Nugent is 46% right, patent troll goes after podcasting, the new Feens Comrex has arrived!, Why Patent Trolls Worldwide Love Marshall, Texas, Ted Nelson’s prescient book Computer Lib, Agent Orange wasn’t the only defoliant used in Vietnam war there was a whole rainbow, State destroys 1600 lbs of deer meat donated to shelter, the evils of Diplomatic Immunity, and Neema starts his own state, “Vedadistan.”

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss radio syndication, Pastor Plans Toy Gun Buyback Program, Federal court says No Second Amendment guarantee for concealed carry, DHS Contractor “Apologizes” For Selling Shooting Targets of Children, fantasies of Wyoming as a place to be, the UN’s six-strike Internet-crippling plan and how it’s unenforceable, and poor little snitchy feels sad (Police spy sues for mental pain).

The other day during the Freedom Feens Agenda live show, I had to take a very important phone call related to RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Neema Vedadi killed some time until I got back by playing an ambient music track he created a few years ago. The response was overwhelming, and people keep asking us to release that track, so HERE IT IS.

Enjoy!

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss the wonderful book: Micronations: The Lonely Planet Guide to Home-Made Nations, micronations, molestations, tube pre-amp addiction, Creamy Radio Audio, home grounding problems and market solutions, why Wyoming electricians are better than California electricians, and the bill naming the jackalope as Wyoming’s official mythical critter.

Filmmaker, movie star and activist Derrick J. Freeman explains how you can become an overnight sensation like him with nothing more than years of hard work. He and Michael W. Dean also explain how to get a foot in the door in media, and how to be in demand by learning to work well with others.

Buy Derrick J’s Victimless Crime Spree on Amazon

Check out Peace News Now

The Feens tell you how not to be a fear monger and rumor spreader when it comes to tyranny media, they talk about audio gear, and have an amazing sound. They imitate a call from bad libertarian Paul Anderson, then actually take a call from bad libertarian Paul Anderson. Michael wonders if Paul Anderson is a sociopath, and Paul Anderson wonders if Stefan Molyneux is a sociopath. The Feens also review the punk rock movie Suburbia and the great documentary on YouTube called Broadcasting’s Forgotten Father, the Charles Herrold Story, which is about the first-ever talk radio host in 1911.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi try out their new improved sound to yack like Spicoli and Butthead about The War on the Limbic War, new drone chetto-eater medal to rank higher than Purple Heart, Michael selling his Art Tube USB pre-amp for 60 dollars, why saying “support the troops” helps gets your guns taken away, and Colorado colleges’ new “barf and pee if you get raped” program (a.k.a. by it’s more Orwellian name, “The RAD system of self-defense“)

Happy VD, feens! Feb 14th 2013, Feens talk about how Michael Dean INVENTED cyberbegging in 2002, and why you should DONATE to the Feens now.  They also discuss limbic system, MSM limbic warfare, the Media and the State, why media is edited to hypnotize you and why it sucks and the Feens are better, the Feens are coming to RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO!, will Michael and Neema run out of things to say?, the evils of Information Policy, how Carlos Montoya inspired Michael Dean to be all that he can be, syringe drivers, a rap musical group song from Neema, Ron Paul’s podcast, Dave Grohl’s old band Scream, and how “broadcast” was originally a farming term for spreading seeds.

“D.I.Y. or Die: How to Survive as an Independent Artist”, Directed by Michael W. Dean- DVD ISO torrent here.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi explain why they’re NOT DOWN WITH “UP WITH PEOPLE”, talk about United Nations-Haliburton mind control using pop music, don’t pretend to be the state to be my friend, STRATFOR (which Barron’s once referred to it as “The Shadow CIA”), and their clients, why pirate radio is called “pirate” radio, Ya Boy Pro Tools, radical moderates: “Up With People”‘s 1981 Superbowl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4mTTigqTSA, the insipid 1971 Coke commercial and song “I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing, the pro-war one-worlder group Moral Re-Armament later called Initiatives of Change, and how Frank Buchman (NOT Buchanan) helped inspire AA then went full-on evil.

Awesome Obama Goon poster by DaleToons.

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi host The Freedom Feens on Radio Free ‘Merica on LRN and discuss Obama’s disarming of US Marines, and then talk with awesome activist Derrick J. about his “Victimless Crime Spree” DVD (buy here), liberty ascots, and the real deal on his pay beef with Adam Kokesh.

…And it won’t be our fault!

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi not only REPORT the tyranny of the day, they also offer solutions, and angles you may not have considered. Ready, Aim… Submit! – Why They Will Take Your Guns From Your Cold Dead Hands (and what CAN you do to be free?), expatriating, Lysander Spooner is rolling over in his grave, Government says all dogs in England must be fitted with microchips by 2016, YOU CAN’T SPELL “STATISTIC” WITHOUT “STATIST”, Matt Mead Wyoming Gov who ran on gun rights is a pussy cat on protecting gun rights, and WHY DOES THE GUN-VERMENT EVEN STILL ALLOW FREE SPEECH?

Neema V and Michael Dean talk about the hypocricy of statist Republicans trying to co-opt non-statist speak by libertarians, but not practicing what they preach. Rush needs to go to Statists Anonymous. And congress needs to go to Debtors Anonymous, Ron Paul’s voting accident, does Ron Paul hate the troops? (no), government’s Reciprocal Pilferage, a prediction: next Superbowl, the halftime show will be DHS throwing gun owners to lions, and the joys of Arabic radio.

Liberty rescue kitty photo by feen fan Mark Schisler. Covered by Creative Commons Attribution “Fuck You and Anyone Who Looks Like You! 3.0″ license.

Today Ben talks to Neema Vedadi of the Freedom Feens, about mainstream media, the mission of liberty, and the future.

DJ Silencer and MC Choreboy (Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi) lay down a one-minute pre-holiday tune for your dancing and dining pleasure. It’s the theme song for an imaginary Saturday morning cartoon show, “The Freedom Feens Ninja Hero Action Hour.”

LYRICS:

Go Go Freedom Feens!

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Saving the universe!
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Saving the world from the state.
Fighting the forces of hate.

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Kicking the hornet’s nest.
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Keeping the tasers away.
You should be free not a slave.

Freedom Feens!
Helping the helpless.
Freedom Feens!
Saving the universe!
Freedom Feens!
Doing the things that are good.

Drones and some pepper spray.
The FedGoons will torture you.
But you’ll hear the truth today
and we will not force you to.

Stoppin’ the cops on the block.
Freedom Feens on the clock.

Ain’t never gonna stop and the Glocks go Blau!

Written by Michael W. Dean, Debra Jean Dean and Neema Vedadi. Voiced by Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Produced and engineered by Michael W. Dean.

Dedicated to Frank Luntz.

From the Freedom Feens podcast.

Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

YouTube version of the same ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wpNRTJg1_Hw

Written by Neema Vedadi, Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean. Voices: Debra Jean Dean and Michael W. Dean. Engineered by Michael W. Dean. Music: “I Own Me” by Neema V., “Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg.

Covered by Creative Commons. Feel free to share, broadcast, link, etc. without asking permission.

Get Complyacin T-shirts and merch here!

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Michael Dean and Neema Vedadi explain how gun control is legal insurrection by nanny goons, they talk about Brother Nathanael, the majesty of Michael’s Euro tour pix, Israel-friendly US gun grabbers, the nanny-org Stop Concealed Carry, the horror of firearms owners compared to Nazis, pocket pumas, Michael’s state-o COMREX Access CODEC COMPLAINT, SLC punk, not a good movie, video of Boston at Porcfest, and Utah sheriffs warn Obama of deadly war over guns.

Thanks to super-feen Dalton for the title suggestion.

159-Politrixters and Babylon

158-What’s Next, Worm-On-Squirrel Marriage?

157-The Flu Has a Higher Approval Rating Than Congress

156-Michael Got Dem Talkin’ Government Flu Blues

155-State Jobs Program: Dig fiscal cliff, fill it back in, rinse, repeat

154-Freedom Feens, bitches!

153-Make Love Not Law

152-A Very Feens Family Christmas

151-Statists: They Hate Us For Our Freedoms

Also check out Michael’s reading of “Letter to a young me.”

….but there is a solution: How to Do Encrypted, Off-The-Record Instant Messenger With Pidgin

Then the Feens read from their glossary, to put it on record for the ages.

“Michael W. Dean on Freedom Experiment Podcast.” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 42

“Mojo Nixon Talks About Hookers, Worms, Speed, and Anarchy” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 43

“Neema Vedadi on Ed and Ethan” Anarchy Gumbo Episode 44

“Christian Seger on The Butthole Surfers, Goat Cheese and the State”  Anarchy Gumbo Episode 45

A Gun for Everyone (except for government)

Lyrics:

Chorus:
A gun for everyone
A gun for everyone
Listen up son, we need a gun for everyone

A Glock for every jock
Mosin Nagant to rock the block
A firearm for every mom
An A-K for every gay
A gatt for every girl
A Sig for every kid
We need to arm the world
Except for government.

Verse 1:
I wish kids could learn it from Barney
To defend yourself you don’t need no Army
Cops, drones, signs or Barack Obamney
No
What makes us equal is our firearms. See,
A no gun zone is a psychopaths dream.
Turnin’ easy targets for his high capacity magazine
but don’t blame the thing.
Blame the f*ckin’ person
And the no defense dictums
turnin’ innocent children into victims.
F*ck that!

I say the problem is the system
The status quo. The statist etiquette.
Without the bullshit there’d be no massacre in Connecticut
The defenders slug instead would slip
Into the attacker
his evil dreams shattered
just like that
due to the fact
that anyone can have a gatt

A gun is power.
So why limit its dispersal
F*ck the ivory tower
the mindset needs reversal
Chorus

Verse 2:
Presidents pretend to cry when some kids die.
Fake tears. That’s the sh*t I don’t buy.
Why?
They some liar liars
They blow brown kids to bits
Hell fire fires

I keep a heater by my side when I ride
ain’t fixna be the victim of a homicide
I mean a semi not a hemi
A Christmas Carol.
Give a gun to Tiny Timmy.
Instead of gay apparel.

So this Christmas let’s be more like the Swiss miss
and realize our homes shouldn’t be left defenseless.
The good kids need at least the same weapons as the bad seeds
‘Cause the beasts always have teeth.
You know what?
We could have peace.
If we ignored the gang in D.C.
and treated every human equally
To pursue their dreams freely
and yes, defend them if need be
c’mon and sing the chorus with me!

Chorus

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Credits:

Neema Vedadi: Lyrics, rapping, videography, video editing, audio production.

Michael W. Dean: Motown BG vocals, Xmas idea, video notes, cat herding.

Ben Stone: Santa, sleigh bells.

Jessica Romanowski: videography, background vocals.

Brazen Bull Beats: Beat (without knowing what the song was going to be about)

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Links:

www.freedomfeens.com

www.badquaker.com

http://www.youtube.com/user/chriscauldermusic

"I Felt Like God Hurling Thunderbolts From Afar" Episode 149

"Ben Quaker Asks “Is Hillary Clinton Really a Robot?”" Episode 148

"The Feens: A Gift to the Future" Episode 147

"Where the Hippies Went Wrong" Episode 146

"State Speech is Hate Speech" Episode 145

"Many Libertarians Would Rather Complain Than Do Anything About It" Episode 144

"Why We Torrent, or How We Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Liberty Whores (Live on Freedom Feens Radio)" Episode 143

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pod Room! (LRN Feens Live Archive)" Episode 142

"Ignorance is No Excuse for the Law" Episode 141

Exclusive Bonus Track for the Torrent Club- "A Gun for Everyone (except the government)" by Neema V

New Feens-inspired buttons:

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724527/state-speech-is-hate-red

http://crizzlesbuttons.ecrater.com/p/16724531/state-speech-is-hate-yellow

“Build all the roads” line by Dalton Adair, image by Hyperbole and a Half.

Michael W. Dean: Singing, Lyrics, Bass.
Jay Morgan Crawford: Guitar, singing
Douglas Arthur Hilsinger: Guitar, Vocals
Tony Fag: Drums, lyrics, yelling.

All songs written by Dean, Crawford, Hilsinger, Fag.

1. Painglorious
2. Die
3. Nineteen
4. Head in Hands
5 .No Color in Utah
6. Personal Jesus
7. Whore Love Song